What We Have Here is a Failure to Communicate

When you come around grandpa's house, uninvited, you may be met by the business end of a Smith and Wesson. Well, grandpa is away mowin with Jack. So when a suspicious (read "i aint never done seen that there car before") vehicle drives around the security gate, parks in front of the garage and 2 bubbas git out and walk out past the side of the Grandpa's house, then stroll in the woods behind the house... a guy starts thinking "why is my gun locked up instead of in my hand". After spying on them and getting a photo of the car and license plate, I called 911 - Lee County Sheriff's Department finest. They got here in 60 seconds and nabbed the bubbas! Their story was Uncle Bill (Grandpa) had them put a hog trap back in the woods. I looked at the bubbas and said, all I know is grandpa wudda shot at these guys and I never seen nor heard of them before. Turns out everyone is an uncle of a cousin 'round here. The story checked out, but Grandpa still didn't know they were comin' 'round here today. Code 4, 10-98, Nora!